Secret

[GaGT]

Two construction workers were working out in the 90+ degree heat. One said to the other
"Man, as soon as I get off of work I'm going to that bar across the street and get a beer!"
The other guy replied "You don't want to go in that bar, it's a queer bar."
He answered "I don't give a damn, I'm hot and thirsty."
So after work he walked over and into the gay bar and ordered a beer.
The bartender said "Before I can serve you, you have to tell us your penis's pet name."
The construction worker looked surprised and said "What the hell do you mean?"
"Well" said the bartender "Mine is KFC it's finger licking good, and Bob over there his is Maxwell House, good to the last drop. And Steve over there, his is M&M. Melts in your mouth, not your hands. So, what is yours?"
The construction worker glared at the bartender and said "Secret, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman! Now give me my damn beer!"

[Jeff@MO's]

Lmao!

[bbullitt01]

lol very funny